T. S. Gallows - Author/Cartoonist

Welcome to TSGallows.com

I met T.S. Gallows when he wrote his stories about people abusing marijuana in every walk of life. That was during the Nancy Reagan years and all the publishing agents just said "No!" Over the years, this heavily rejected huckster relentless wrote his ramblings until, lo and behold, he developed into a writer of truly tolerable prose.

Fancying himself the Banksy of the pen, he got his kids to put samples of his writing under windshield wipers at Tom Petty concerts, every night another show. That's nothing. Look at how he cares for his pets (photos). Then he handed out cartoon booklets in Manhattan pedestrian tunnels, pushing half-baked ideas about pacifism, environmentalism and his own brand of feeling fine Winfrey philosophies.

He has come up with decent story ideas, and he executed them with a modicum of success. Perhaps a good writer will plagiarize them into masterpieces. We can only hope.

The reason I bother you about this man who has overstayed so many welcomes, he has written something new that your friends will all rave about at the next rave, even though The Aragon Time Springs will never appeal to someone with class.

But you will want to skim the Cliff Notes so you can keep up at cocktail parties. This has to be the best pot boiler since The World According to Bensonhaver. It has everything it takes to satisfy the uneducated appetite; drugs, music sensationalism, and sexy women in scary situations. It is going to be big; really big. You just watch. As the scriptures predicted, putrid prose will come to full flower in the last days. And I may even get back the twenty bucks that I lent him.